MSN Mania


Saturday, March 27, 2004
Beej says:
OK, well.... you understand basic algebra!

Velveteen says:
and you're not afraid of horses

Beej says:
they're not scary

Velveteen says:
except to me

Beej says:
they can't hurt you like X can

Velveteen says:
X is your friend! love X!

Beej says:
X is the cruelest of mistresses

Velveteen says:
X wouldn't hurt a fly

Beej says:
and her bitch sister Y ain't much better

Velveteen says:
now Y I can't vouch for

Velveteen says:
A & B, though, those are good kids

Beej says:
sigma and delta can just suck my left nut those bastards

Velveteen says:
now now

Velveteen says:
I know how you feel about sorority chicks

Beej says:
(insert fist shaking emoticon here)


Monday, April 14, 2003
Philip says:
one day, after i moved out of the house with shawn, we were having the conversation, and he says " i was thinking of getting a shotgun"
Philip says:
and i said why
Ryan says:
uh-huh
Philip says:
and he said "to protect my property after the armageddon"
Ryan says:
makes sense
Philip says:
and i said, what property and what armageddon
Ryan says:
valid points
Philip says:
cause, first of all if it's Jesus coming back, there's no looting
Philip says:
just sheep, over here, goats over there, we're done here , thanks everybody
Ryan says:
huh
Philip says:
and if it's the nuclear armageddon, you need to hope that you are in the blast zone.
Ryan says:
sure
Philip says:
because life sucks afterwords as Mad Max teaches us all.
Ryan says:
yes
Ryan says:
that is 100% correct
Ryan says:
what if the Armageddon is a horde of undead zombies?
Philip says:
use shotgun on yourself.
Ryan says:
then a shotgun would come in extremely handy
Philip says:
i could never fight like in those movies. I'm too soft.
Ryan says:
guns make it easier
Ryan says:
as do slow-moving zombies
Philip says:
i did just listen to most of a creed song, so that's pretty tough, i guess.


Monday, April 07, 2003
atom says:
Are you home today, Stay-At-Home Mom?
Ryan says:
yes
Ryan says:
I am in my pajamas being a lazy good-for-nothing
atom says:
I hate you more than ever, Milkman Dan.